வரவேற்புரை !!!

Thambi Thagarakulayaney, Thamayanai kedutha thanmana singamaey, kavarchi attam kandu vantha kaliyugak kannaney

Varuga(naaruga). Thambi udaya valkaiyai satru oru round pottu vittu yosithup parthomanal, avarudaya valkaiyai ippadi chollalam.

“ Monitor muthal Scotch Varai”, “Midnight Masala to idupu dance Varai”, “ Tirupur Muthal The Los Angels Varai”. Thambi udayan padaiku anjan apdinu solvanga. Ana en thambiye oru padai mathiri irukum bothu enna solla..ch..chh..chhh..

Valkaila oru pidipu venumnu solrathu sahajamthan. Ana thambi etho onrai pidikka US varai sendru vanthirukirar enru sollumbothu enaku kevalamaga irunthalum atahi patri nan kavalai paduvathu illai.

Vettik kathaikum Mokkai podurathukum patti manramna athuga thambiyathan judge-a ukkara vaikum. Avlo periya veeraru, theeraru, suraru (Ellam vai pechilathan). Padikirathuna ellorukum konjam kastamana visayamthan. Ana 2nd class payanoda unit test test papera ippa kondu poi koduthalum serious padiparu. Padiputhanga avanuku usiru,ma… ellam.

Thambiya pathi pesanumna, avar saraku adikiratha pathi mattum oru naal poora pesalam. Avlo periya alu.

Ethana per vanthalum(Bayapadatheenga. Sanda illa) ivanthan glass-a kaluvi mixing panni avangala kudika vachu,thanum kudichu

Kadaisiya sottaila irunthu varra vervaya thodachu vittutu oru siripu siripar parunga..Athu..athu.athu.. Avana oru K Koo..ney sollalam.

Avanudaya parvai irukey. Kandha parvai. Neruku near pakkavey mudiyathu. Oru thadava apdithan enga class lecturer oru question kettutu ivaru pakkathula vantha pothu, avaru antha amma kitta escape arathukaga, thalaya thongapottuttu “Kurukuru”nu

Oru parvai. Chey atha ethana genmam eduthalum maraca mudiyathu(Thiruttu muli, Thiruvilak koottathula kanama pona mathiri etc).

Antha vaipu perusukum kidaithathil, inralavum avar varuthap pattuk kondu irukirar.

Kalam Oru manusanoda valkai epdi ellam puratti potturuthu patheengala. Nethuthan ivan kooda bargur la mokka potta mathiri irukuthu. Ana seemaiku poitu varan. Summa gilli( Konjam periya size gilli), gilli gilli mathiri urundu varanya.

Pakkum pothey full arikithu.

Evlavo sollalam. Ana kala avagasam karuthi, ithudan indha urayai mudithu kondu, anja singam, Mr. Bolder avarkali sirapurai(Meendum Mokkai) arra alaikiren.

P.K: yov sheik nee than vali moliyanum…

Ivan thaan Bala -4

இந்த முறை வித்யாசமாக செய்தியா அனுப்பிவிட்டார்

Vanakkam,

UAE Seithigal vasippavar Bala Subramaniam,

Thailppu Seithigal:

* Netru Thirvalar Bala Virkku puthu patta peyar sutta pattu ullathu.

* Thiruvalar Bala avargalukku puthu kadan attai valanga pattathu

* Vilaiyattu seithigal: Thiruvalar bala EGIT kudai panthu sasngathil Sernthar

Virivana Seithigal:

* erkanve thiruvalar Balavirkku "Nakkiran", "Nettaiyan", "lottai" endru pala sirappu peyar eruppathu anaivarum arinthathe. Avattrai ellam

sirappikum vithamaka netru muthal thirvalar Bala avargal avarathu companyil avarathu earperai vidthu puthu patta peyar "SUBMARINE"

endru alaikka padukirar. Thiruvalar Bala senra matham emirates IT groupil enaithar. Angu avar oru german melathigariyin keel velai sekirar.

Suthamana Eniya Tamil peyarana "Bala Subramaniam" endra avarathu ear perainai alaikka mudiyal melathikari thindadiyathaga seithigal

paravalaga kurapattu vanthana. Acceithiyai niruppikkum vithamaga netru balavin melathigari avarathu peyrai kupida muyarchithu

mudiyamal balavirkku "SUBMARINE" (peyar karanam: "Subramaniam" kitta tatta Submarine oda pronounciationla varugiratham) endra puthu

patta peyarai suttinar. Puthu patta peyar kedaitha santhosathil bala avargal anavarukkum enippu palagarangalai parmarianr.

* Thiruvalar Bala avargalukku netru oru puthu kadan attai valanga pattulathu.

Netru Bala avargalukku puthu patta peyraga "SUBMARINE" valangapattathai aduthu malai neram balavirkku puthu kadan attai vanthu

serthathu. Ethai kurithu antha kadan attai valankiya Standard Chattered Vankiyai anukiya pothu athan melalar kuriyathavathu: " Thiruvalar Bala

avargal Dubaikku vantha piragu avarthu sevai karanamaga Dubaiyil panmatangu kadanaligal oruvanathai thoranthum, Dubaiyin pana mathippu

kuraithathai aduthum, icchevaiyai avar seiya arambithu 0ru vardam niraivu pettrathai thodarnthum, engal vangi avar sirapikkum poruttu kadan

attai valanga mudivu seithom. Netru avarukku oru puthu patta peyarai valakiyathai thodarnthu annilgaichiai sirppu mikkathakka antha kadan

attaiyai avarukku netre valakinom.

* Velaiyattu Seithigal: Thiruvalar bala EGIT kudai panthu sasngathil Sernthar

Netraikku munthaiya naal andru Bala avarkal Emirates Kudai panthu sangathil serthullathaga acchangathin Thalaivar kurinar , melum avar

kurukaiyil avargalathu aani thervukku undana parichaiyil Bala pangu perugirar enpathaiyum theriya paduthinar.

Ithudan iccheithigal neraivu perukindrathu , meendum nalai santhippom

Ivan thaan Bala -3

நான் தம் அடிப்பதை நிறுத்திய பொது நெட்டையன் எழுதியது

Thambi,

Ennada Aachu unakku

en ippati thitirnu gnana uthayam ...
3nu naal! andaavaa unna yaarudaa keduthaa.

vaalkaila 3 naatkala waste pannittiyee thambi.nethu

neethu than keela varum ponmozhikala "uravai katha kili" padathula.

intha visayathula T.R enna soluraruna

Thathuvam No .1

"vaalkaila naama santhosama irukanumuna mathatha marakkanum,

mathatha marakkanumuna parakkanum,

Parakanumunua Thanni dhuma adikanum"

Adutha thathuvatha kettukko

T.R dailyum kudichuttu veeetukku varumpothu oru pottalam kondu varuvar.

atha parthutu avaru pondatti " kudichuttu varinga seri, ethukku antha bottle a pottalam kattitu vanthu veetla mala mathiri

serthu vaikirakinaku" kaeppa

Athuku T.R solraru

THATHUAM NO.2

"Miga periya Padippali , tan padichavanra adayalathukkaka avan veetula neraiya books adukku vachiruppan.

Nan Miga periya Kudikaran.

Athunalathan nan kudicha bottlekala veetla serthu vaikiren"

Appdi ellam nama bargur roomla beedi thunda pottu vachu porruki adicha kalathai ellam thambi marathutaiya.

Cancer, nuraieralu, katti , karisatti nu neraiya peru solluvanuga, but athaiellam nama kathu koduthu kekkalama illai atha kettutu think panni than pakkalama?.

THATHUAM NO.3

"unkoppan mavane Adankoppan mavane

Dandanakka hey dandanakka

Ravana Nanuru milli

kekuthada en vayaru solli"

Appdi valkaiya oru punitha pyanama karuthikittu valura Duraisami padicha collegelaiya namba padichomunu

santhega padura mathiri oru kariyatha pannitaiye thambi.

Seri seri annan Velinattula irunthu varathukkula thirunthi tholai.

illa annanukku ketta kovam varum.

Ivan thaan Bala -2

பாரத் M.E சேர போவதை முன்னிட்டு நமது கவிஞர் அள்ளி தெளித்த முத்துக்கள்

Hey Dannakaka Hey Dannakkunakka !

kathula Parakuthu E !

Bharath aga porar M.E !

Hey Dannakaka Hey Dannakkunakka !

Entrance Elutha poguthu oru puyal !

Ethirthu Nikka mudiyathu oru payal !

Hey Dannakaka Hey Dannakkunakka !

Bharathukku kodukkanum Seatu !

Illana Universitykku vekka poren Veattu !

Hey Dannakaka Hey Dannakkunakka !

Vada en machi !

Valakka Bacchi !

Entrancela Pichhi !

Seiya porar Acchi !

Hey Dannakaka Hey Dannakkunakka !

Hey Dannakaka Hey Dannakkunakka !

Hey Dannakaka Hey Dannakkunakka !

Hey Dandanakka hey danakkunakka

Nee parthutu ponathu formula

Question papera parthathum mugam aachu konala

Hey Dandanakka hey danakkunakka

Nee asai pattathu ME Pattam

Entrancela Theory kudathunu padanum sattam

Hey Dandanakka hey danakkunakka

Vara poguthu resultu

Nee aga pora insultu

Hey Dandanakka hey danakkunakka

Unnaku vayuthula irukku Tyreu

ME agarathukku manasula venum fireu

Hey Dandanakka hey danakkunakka

marathula irukkum kani

velaikagathu nagoor kani

Hey Dandanakka hey danakkunakka

palya Question papersa pudi

Atha vachukittu inimel padi

Hey Dandanakka hey danakkunakka

Hey Dandanakka hey danakkunakka

Nan annupinathu illa sabam

unnakku undana paadam

Hey Dandanakka hey danakkunakka

Apply panna illa tappu

padikama ponathu unnoda mabbu

Hey Dandanakka hey danakkunakka

Unnaku ME mela istam

Athukku padanum Konjam Kastam

Hey Dandanakka hey danakkunakka

Oorukke nee poduve Mokkai

Athe Nan potta Varutho Vekkai

Hey Dandanakka hey danakkunakka

Entrancela Ayiduva Passu

Mothathula nee aga pora Loosu

Hey Dandanakka hey danakkunakka

Hey Dandanakka hey danakkunakka

Hey Dandannakka Hey Danakunakka

Batharoomla irukkum pacchai

Bharath Nightla thunrathu Dosai

Hey Dandannakka Hey Dannakunakka

Therula irukkum Nayee

Kobam Manusana pudikara Payee

Hey Dandannakka Hey Dannakunakka

Unga Rendu perukkum sandai

Kilya porathu yaaru P---ai

Hey Dandannakka Hey Dannakunakka

Hey Dandannakka Hey Dannakunakka

Hey Dandannakka Hey Dannakunakka

Ithu matteru

Engala GCE bargur innamum nyabagam vachutu irukku naa, athukku aarambama irunthathey intha notice thaan.
Overnight stars maathiri naanga ellam over night porukkis aana varalaaru ithu.

Engineering college athuvum, government engineering college la padicha makkals ellarukkum urchagam thara kudiyathu onnu irukku na, athu scholarship. Athavathu tamilnadu government engala paathu neenga ellam padikkara pullainga da athanaala unga appan aatha ungalukku maasa maasam kaasu koduthu alugara maathiri, varusha varusham govt kaasu thara vedikkai athu.

Scholraship oru super matter, athavathu

BC ku Rs.2000
BC with hostel ku Rs.4500
SC & ST ku sumaar Rs.7000 ipdi weight aana thogai varum.
vantha enna, bad donkeys small wall kathai thaan.. maatha kovilukku thaan nera poi nippom.

Annaikum apdi thaan, apo naanga engineering padichutu irunthom (ipo varaikkum nee athu thaanada padichurukka nu pinnadi irunthu oru kural kekkuthu). Second year la naanga ellam hostel la irunthom, mangaathavum, thundu beedi yum engal vaalkaikul varaatha kaalam. Scholarship vanthuchu apdinu solratha vida campus la ellarukkum annaiku same day birthday vanthuchu nu sollalaam.

Ipo paathinganaa namma list la muthal irukkara naalu per introduce aagaraanga, Kannan, Kannadhaasan, Asaithambi and Alwin ivunga naalu per apuram kadasi varaikkum ethulaiyumey maataatha Vini Geo, ivanga thaan intha kathaiyin naayagargal. Anju perum scholarship vanthatha kondaada Krishnagiri kelambi ponaanga. Anga poi thanni adichaanga nu solratha vida thanni avangala adichuthu nu thaan sollanum. Oru valiyaa Chithi hotel la irunthu auto, bus ellathulaiyum prechanai pannitu vanthu sernthaanga college ku. Gate la irunthu nadanthu vanthathum, group la evano oruthanukku vaanthi vanthurukku, avan gate la aarambichu kodi kambam varaikkum relay race maathiri omlette potrukkaan. Apo nu paathu Kannadhasan ku kovam vanthuruchu enna nee mattum thaan vaanthi edupiyaa naanum edukaren paaru vaaila verala vittu eduthurukaraan. vantha velai mudinjuruchu nu nera hostel poi kavunthu paduthutaanga.

Ipo intha neram mathavanga ellam enna pannitu irunthaanga nu oru status,
Dhana & Diwa -- Yogesh kuda sernthu sila juniors meter pottu VM dhaba la saaptutu irunthaanga (nejama thanni adikkala ba)
Bala, Durai & Robin -- Bargur Dhaba la sarakku adichutu valakkam pola theliva college ku varum pothu munaadi pona heroes edutha vaanthiya kaluvi vitta annai theresas ivanunga thaan.
Bharath -- Annan apo oorla ye ila, periakulam poirunthaar.

Adutha naal wathcman pottu kuduthaano, ila kalaila princi varum pothu avarey vaanthi eduthatha paatharo therila, matter therinju pochu etho sila echakalai naadhaaris kudichutu college gate munaadi omlette potrukaanga nu. Itha visaarikka namma hostel warden Dr. Murugavel IAS,IPS,CBI etc etc appoint pannaanga. Avarum hostel la vanthu oru announcement potaar, intha ulaga magaa thappa senjavanga yaaru nu neengaley vanthu othukitaa, punishment ilainu. namma heroes la Vini thavira mathavanga ellarum poi, nandha padathula karunaas solra maathiri othukarenga ayya nu ninaanga. Apo nu paathu oru villathanam panaan antha murugavel, ivangala mattum ilaama innum oru periya list ready panni principal kita submit pannalaam nu mudivu panni enga aaru peraiyum serthu kuduthutaanga. kadhai sollum naaney kathaiyin nayagan aanen (shabba intha dialogue epdiyo use panniyaachu :-P)

Apdiye scene cut panrom, principal office la top angle la irunthu camera va apdiye zoom panrom, ulla the great Dhanushkodi, Dean chair la, apuram namma Chandrasekar notes edukka, table kita 6 per. unga oorukula kattai panchayathu paathurukkingalaa, ilaina intha scene imagine pannikonga...

Dhanushkodi : Sambavam nadantha annaiku nee enga iruntha pa
Bala : Naan bargur la irunthen sir
Dhanushkodi: You are suspended !!!
Dhanushkodi : Sambavam nadantha annaiku nee enna pannitu iruntha
Durai: Naanum Bargur la thaan iruthen
Dhanushkodi: You are suspended !!!
Dhanushkodi : Nee ?
Robin: Sir naanga thaan sir vaanthi eduthatha kaluvi vittom
Dhanushkodi: You are suspended !!!
Dhanushkodi: Will you tell me the truth
Diwa: Yes Sir
Dhanushkodi: What happened on that day?
Diwa: Actually sir.....
Dhanushkodi: You are suspended !!!
To Dhana You are suspended !!!, avana paathaley criminal maathiri thaan irupaan so no questions.
Dhanushkodi: Nee enna pa pannitu iruntha
Bharath: Sir, Naan oorlaiye ila sir.
Dhanushkodi: You are suspended !!!

Panchayath scene over. athukku apuram ella notice boards la otti, naanga silar kannukku porukkiya vum, silar kannukku echa porukkiya vum theriya aarambichom.
Aana athukku apuram nadantha enquiry committee meeting la enga mela entha kutramum proove panna mudiyaathathaal engalai ellam "Innocent" (note this word your honour) nu viduthalai pannitaanga..kudutha 10 days suspension free leave aayiduchu engalukku.

Ithula kilai kathaiyaa, (Athuvey oru main story neelathukku varum) Alwin panna koothu. Athu apurama innoru post la podaren.

Ithukku apuram karadi kuda kaari thuppuna maathiri oru matter nadanthuchu, athulaiyum suspend aanavanga neraiya per. Innoru naal innoru time post pandren.

-- Diwa

I will be back...back...back (gap10 style)

Ivan thaan Bala -1

கவிஞர் பாலா ஒரு பல் தொழில் வித்தகர், அவருடைய கவிதைகள் அனைத்தும் மனதிற்கு இனிமையானவை. அவருடைய கவிதைகளின் தொகுதி தான் இவை. இங்கிலீஷ் ல தான் இருக்கும் எனென்றால் அவர் பன்மொழி கவிஞர்.

பாரதொட TL பத்தி அவர் எழுதின கவிதை இது,

Hey danadanakka hey danakkunakka

Hey Aswini

en kadhal jothi nee

Hey danadanakka hey danakkunakka

Nee enakku PMu

un heartla nan aga poren CMu

Hey danadanakka hey danakkunakka

license illaina poduvan fineu

nee ennul bothai etha vantha wineu

Hey danadanakka hey danakkunakka

actuala nan oru poetu

athanala unnoda pada poren Duetu

Hey danadanakka hey danakkunakka

Kolam poda vaikanum pulli

nee en manasai thirudiya kalli

Hey danadanakka hey danakkunakka

Hey danadanakka hey danakkunakka

Hey danadanakka hey danakkunakka